"I ordered one of these bananashigis and it turns out it's just a banana branded as bananashigi. The DVD shows me how to do the banana tricks but it's way harder than I expected and it turns out people have been playing with bananas for years. Apparently it takes like ten years to do the hippityflippity and for some reason you have to go to juggling conventions in fields where people hug each other. I'm afraid of camping! I want my money back! What am I supposed to do with this bananashigi now?!"
